Do it while you're young. You may never have another chance to do anything this stupid again! - Tom Magliozzi

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Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

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Hello and welcome to this collection of calls put together specifically to embarrass the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Now you’ll hear us tackle the very pillars of science: physics, chemistry, fluid dynamics and, of course, cream rinse.

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Kids: get away from the cell phones, get away from the computers, and mail someone a fish before it’s too late.

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