135 Quotes Tagged: comedy

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

I have so much hate that it has turned into love.

Life in the movie business is like the beginning of a new love affair: it's full of surprises, and you're constantly getting fucked.

Но, честно казано, това не значи край
и аз ще продължа и по-нататък май;
били сме мъдри уж - какво измамно нещо,
в гръдта на всекиго тупти сърце горещо.

You barbarians!' he yelled. 'I'll sue the council for every penny it's got! I'll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled...until...until...until...until you've had enough.'
Ford was running after him. Very very fast.
'And then I will do it again!' yelled Arthur, 'And when I've finished I will take all the little bits, and I will jump on them!

Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est.

(Applaud, my friends, the comedy is over.)

[Said on his deathbed]

No one will laugh at how great things are for somebody.

In tragedy anything comic is a blemish and in comedy anything tragic is ugly

Hello and welcome to this collection of calls put together specifically to embarrass the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Now you’ll hear us tackle the very pillars of science: physics, chemistry, fluid dynamics and, of course, cream rinse.

...да си в очите на глупаците глупак -
какво по-хубаво, какъв по-верен знак!

DEATH
. . .
And now you are here to fight for this woman.
You know her promise is given.
She has to die or her husband won't go free.

APOLLO
Relax, I'm not breaking any laws.

DEATH
Why the bow, if you're breaking no laws?

APOLLO
I always carry a bow, it's my trademark.

How do you keep a mattress on the roof of your car from flying?”
“Yeah, well, I don’t know how many people know it, but a lot of people have learned that putting your arm up there to hold the mattress is not going to work.

To see a man slip on a banana skin is to see a rationally structured system suddenly translated into a whirling machine.

I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.

"There are many other little refinements too, Mr. Bohlen. You'll see them all when you study the plans carefully. For example, there's a trick that nearly every writer uses, of inserting at least one long, obscure word into each story. This makes the reader think that the man is very wise and clever. So I have the machine do the same thing. There'll be a whole stack of long words stored away just for this purpose."
Where?"
In the 'word-memory' section," he said, epexegetically.