I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a by-product. The course was more plodding than heroic: I did not strive valiantly against do… - Steve Martin

The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.

THEO Versati, you have performed a miracle. VERSATI How’s that? THEO You have utterly changed your beliefs and yet your actions remain the same.

I used to smoke marijuana. But I’ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening – or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk.