I went to a funeral the other day. Caught the wreath. - Simon Munnery

I was walking down the road the other day, and I couldn't help but notice how beautiful the world is. And I thought to myself "Why would anyone in their right mind bother to take drugs?". Then I remembered I was on drugs, and that was the reason.

"The pen is mightier than the sword," you say. Get out your pens and prepare to have your logic tested by steel.

In this world there are winners and losers. And, of course, 'the others', who comprise the majority.