Above all, he wanted to stop being a child without using the cheap disguise of becoming a parent. - Edward St Aubyn

When she told people how nervous she was about any kind of public appearance, they said incredibly annoying things like, ‘Don’t forget to breathe.’ Now she knew why.

As a guest, Emily Price had three main drawbacks: she was incapable of saying please, incapable of saying thank you and incapable of saying sorry, all the while creating a surge in the demand for these expressions.

More./What for? was a rhyme that deserved to be made more often.