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Насчет астрологии: акушерка или санитарка в родильном доме, весящая от пятидесяти до ста килограммов, оказывает на ребенка в момент его рождения боле… - George Carlin
" "Насчет астрологии: акушерка или санитарка в родильном доме, весящая от пятидесяти до ста килограммов, оказывает на ребенка в момент его рождения более заметное гравитационное воздействие, чем любая из тех далеких планет, которые якобы влияют на личность и судьбу новорожденного. Почему эти близкие и массивные объекты не фигурируют в столь тщательно рассчитываемых астрологических таблицах?
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About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, singer, voice artist, and comedian, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on politics, language, psychology, and religion, as well as some taboo subjects.
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I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to 'God' are all answered at about the same 50% rate.
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