If you're going to use 'theatrical' and 'bent' in such close proximity, you're going to give people the wrong impression. - Russell Brand

Some people, I think they're called racists, say America is not ready for a black president. But, I know America to be a forward-thinking country, right, because otherwise, you know, would you have let that retarded cowboy fella be president for eight years? We were very impressed. We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.

I don't see myself as a yoga person or a man who meditates and prays and eats well and says "Namaste" or "God bless you." I became that because I exhausted all other options. There was a point, I'll admit, when I flung myself full force into an L.A. New Age lifestyle. I'd just got divorced, and a movie I wanted to do well didn't meet my expectations. My response to this was to stop shaving and start wearing pajamas outdoors. That is relatively typical behavior for any lunatic; we see them everywhere—twitching, twisting, hollering at their imagined foes. The difference is I was doing it in Hollywood and my pajamas looked suitably ethnic, so I think I got away with it. Although my mates have subsequently told me they were worried and, thinking about it, they did drop hints like "Trim your beard, you look like a shoe bomber" and "Stop wearing them gap-year trousers, you fuckin' nut," but I was immune. A friend of mine, himself no stranger to mental illness, and that's putting it lightly—he's a right fucking fruitcake, living at his mum's on disability benefits—said to me, "In India if you have a mental breakdown, they don't build you back up again; they leave you in communion with God." He then looked up, mimicking, I supposed, an Indian yogi, and raised his hands and eyes skywards as if he were playing a tiny accordion just in front of his hairline. "They say, 'Ah, he's in conversation with Brahman now,' and they revere you. In this country they just give you a bus pass."

When I meet a new person, I like to take them in, give them a damn good staring at, and check my files for references.