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I woke up one morning, [my girlfriend] asked me if I slept good. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." - Steven Wright
" "I woke up one morning, [my girlfriend] asked me if I slept good. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
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About Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.
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