I woke up one morning, [my girlfriend] asked me if I slept … - Steven Wright

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I woke up one morning, [my girlfriend] asked me if I slept good. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."

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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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