I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences. - George Carlin

I'd like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his balls, and his bicycles, and his steroids, and his yellow shirts, and the dumb empty expression on his face. I'm tired of that asshole.

If free trade can really turn all these Third World countries into thriving economies full of entrepreneurs and investors, who’s gonna clean the fuckin’ toilets around here?

I recently heard the following sentence on CNN:

'Because of high winds, about two hundred and fifty thousand people in New England are without power.'

And I thought 'gee, when you think about it, about two hundred and seventy five million people in the United States are without power. They just aren't aware of it.