Walking down 8th Avenue, I fell in behind two muscled gym q… - David Sedaris

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Walking down 8th Avenue, I fell in behind two muscled gym queens. When a car alarm went off, one of them turned to the other, saying, "That's the Puerto Rican national anthem." "Really?" the other guy said. "That's actually their anthem?"

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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