Sorry about the delay. We were having <i>unholy connection problems of the damned</i>. But things seem to be working fine now. - Brian Clevinger

This is the part where I tell you guys that my first car was a Corvette that I got for, like, half price or something and you all hate me forever.

(referring to a broken sign displayed at a fireworks stand)"It says FIRE ORKS. And the arrow on this particular sign points down a twisting dirt road that is quickly engulfed in a darkened forest. I really need to get around to vandalizing that sign. Maybe adding something like "This way lies doom" to the bottom."

[Sony's] sheer dedication to unbridled optimism for the PS3 is amazing. Really. If scientists could find a way to harness that energy, it'd be the next revolutionary industry to be shut down by Big Oil.