Sex. If you want it badly that's how you're going to get it. - Simon Munnery

It is said that behind every great man lies a great woman. This is because women lie.

Look at the sea and remember the past. Look at the sky and imagine the future. Look at the land and think of the present. And in the most profound place where land, sea and sky are one - there ye shall play volleyball.

You know, it was only after my father showed me what I would inherit that I struggled to keep him alive.