The zip on my wallet broke, sealing the money inside. How am I supposed to buy a new wallet? (29 January 2010) - Yahtzee Croshaw

I seem to have gathered a reputation for being a jerk in real life, because frankly fans make me uncomfortable. Complete strangers come up and talk to me like they've known me their whole lives, and for that reason I can seem a bit stand-offish... No, the whole "fan" thing confuses me.

Is it just me, or are the number of comments steadily going down each week? Am I just losing my touch, or has everyone wised up and realised that commenting on internet videos is viciously futile? (4 October 2009)

...so come along and watch me fearfully from fifty yards away like you usually do. (6 September 2009)