He [Khufu] had discovered the fact that if you tell somebody to do something, nine times out of ten he will do it. - Will Cuppy

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honor.

[Footnote:] A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

Catherine announced that he died of hemorrhoidal colic, and people who went to the funeral wondered why, in that case, the large bandage was tied around his neck. And that, gentle reader, is what comes from playing with dolls at the wrong time.