I don't know what my body is for other than just taking my head from room to room. - John Mulaney

You know those days when you're like, "this might as well happen". Adult life is already so goddamn weird.

Crazy people are like that. They have unlimited crazy currency. [...] The things they say mean nothing to them, but they mean everything to me.

I was working with these kids ages 8-13, and I thought, oh, I remember being that age, and that is the state I would like to be in. Because they were very kind, they were very thoughtful, and they also knew that they had no control over their lives at all.