Sex is squalid, uncomfortable, and messy. (18 April 2005) - Yahtzee Croshaw

But as any sixteen-year-old sweatily bringing a Playboy up to the counter of a newsagent's expecting everyone in the room to suddenly point and start screaming like the guy from Invasion of the Body Snatchers will tell you, titties become considerably more satisfying when you have to work for them. (26 December 2010)

Ctrl+Alt+Del is the Rubbish King, sitting proudly on a throne of rotting meat.

I've made a lot of box art do a lot of horrible things over the years in the name of critique. SOPA could stop my dirty foreigner ways. (18 January 2012)