You give of yourself so that someone else can achieve their goal. - Kevin Smith

It's a joyful thing, being a Catholic. I can't even think about sex without thinking about bodily waste.

Don't bitch or punish the world: just create. Create something nobody's ever seen before and there is a good chance the world will notice you. Attacking teen girls on the internet is the saddest form of masturbation that exists and requires no discernible skill or talent. Because if you're not being useful in this world, you're being useless. Don't be useless: go make stuff that makes people happy.

People like to set the bar high. I like to put the bar on the ground and barely step over it. I like to keep the expectations really low.