Some people actually cheat on the people that they're cheating with, which is like holding up a bank and then turning to the robber next to you and g… - Jerry Seinfeld
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Some people actually cheat on the people that they're cheating with, which is like holding up a bank and then turning to the robber next to you and going, "All right, give me everything you got, too."
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for playing a semi-fictionalized version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David. The show aired on NBC from 1989 until 1998, becoming one of the most acclaimed and popular American sitcoms of all time. As a stand-up comedian, Seinfeld specializes in observational comedy.
I don't think I felt "at home" on Earth, as a human, until I walked into a comedy club.
I do have a bucket list. And I looked at the list, and then, I decided to turn the B [into] an F, and I was done with it.
If you give someone a 50, it's a big "thing" now, where they check it quite a bit. And it's like "Well, I used it! Why can't you use it?" We're all just kind of going along with this "paper has value" scam. Right?
