Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever … - David Sedaris

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Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...

David Sedaris

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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"He took a sip of my father’s weak coffee and spit it back into the mug. "This shit’s like making love in a canoe."
"Excuse me?"
"It’s fucking near water.

I was just struggling with my inner vachette and pondering the depths of my own inhumanity.

Standing in a two-hour line makes people worry that they're not living in a democratic nation. People stand in line for two houres and they go over the edge.

Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit… - David Sedaris

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