We chased our pleasures here, Dug our treasures there, But can you still recall The time we cried? Break on through to the other side! - Jim Morrison

(Windows work two ways, mirrors one way.) You never walk through mirrors or swim through windows.

Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game.

Alright listen man, we got a special treat for you now. This is a little tour-de-force that we've only done a couple times in front of strangers, and it starts off kinda quiet, so if everybody just kinda relax, take a few deep breaths, think about your eventual end and what's gonna happen tonight; and we'll try and do something good to your head, right man?
I don't know if you're aware of it, but this whole evening is being taped for eternity and beyond that too. And so listen man, if you want to be represented in eternity with some uncouth language then I hope you'll stand up on the top of your seat and shout it out very clearly or we're not going to get it on tape.
Don't worry, the operation won't take long and you'll feel much better in the morning.