There are still lynchings. And while we don't use ropes anymore, there are more efficient ways of doing it. - Margaret Cho

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

We have been threatened by a local conservative group who said they will picket the show unless I am fired and taken off the bill and replaced by someone else. Sorry. I am now more excited than ever to meet y'all. Personally, if you are going to picket a show, fine, but the fact that you are picketing my show, means you are stepping up to me, which means some very bad things could possibly happen to you.

I got back from Toronto, where they had a severe outbreak of SARS- you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome.