I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal… - Bill Hicks

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I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes].

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William Melvin "Bill" Hicks (16 December 1961 – 26 February 1994) was an American stand-up comedian, satirist and social critic.

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