Mirabelle attracts men of a different kind. They are shyer and more reticent. They look at her a long time before approaching, and when they do find … - Steve Martin

Dogs in My Nose — When I woke up that morning, it didn't take me long to realize there were dogs in my nose. I could hear their muffled barks; I could feel their playful vibrations.

It's not dangerous to have dogs in your nose, in fact, it's quite all right to leave them in there for an hour or so. But in this case, because they got in there without permission, I decided to expel them immediately, coaxing them out with a piece of hamburger.

The dogs popped out and landed on the floor. They shook their little floppy ears and bounded off, and I was amused at the prospect of some other weary traveler awakening to find he had dogs in his nose.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.