I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen. - Avril Lavigne

Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her.

They say only rich people are having kids nowadays because the cost of raising a child is crazy. But I would love to have two or three so that my firstborn can have siblings.

Tell me, why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else; get's me frustrated. Life's like this: You fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into. Honestly, you promised me I'm never going to find you faking. No, no! No!