The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual … - Donald Barthelme

I smell fennel," Launcelot said. "That reminds me, I should tell you I have discovered a specific for maims. You take salt, good-quality river mud, and bee urine, and slather it on the maim and hold it there for two days. Works like a charm. Gathering the bee urine is a bit of a bore.

[picket sign] COGITO ERGO NOTHING!....[casual passerby:] "Cogito ergo your ass"....

Oh, there is nothing better than intelligent conversation except thrashing about in bed with a naked girl and Egmont Light Italic.