that’s what fantasies are for: they allow you to skip the d… - David Sedaris

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that’s what fantasies are for: they allow you to skip the degradation and head straight to the top.

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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