What's theodicy?" asked Anthony. "Hard to explain." "Sounds like idiocy." "Much of it is. - James Morrow

It's tragic," he said.
"God killed them with His hurricane," she said.
"God had nothing to do with it."
"Actually I agree with you, though for reasons quite different from yours.

—Then there is the final possibility, my favorite.
—Yes?
—The final possibility is that I’m God.
—You’re God?
—Just a theory, but the data are provocative. I mean, look at me. Faceless, shapeless, holey, undifferentiated, Jewish, inscrutable...and a hermaphrodite to boot. Years ago, I told you sponges cannot be fatally dismembered, for each part quickly becomes the whole. To wit, I am both immortal and infinite.
—You’re God? You’re God herself? You?
—The data are provocative.
—God is a sponge? A sponge? There’s not much comfort in that.
—Agreed.
—Sponges can’t help us.
—Neither can God, as far as I can tell. I’d be happy to see some contrary data.

Love Jesus, embrace your inner storm trooper, and leave the planet a more miserable place than you found it—that's Christian nihilism in a nutshell," said Whip Hemsoth. "If there's a better path to fulfilling your purpose and engorging your wedding member, I haven't found it.