Just because you’re living in blissful oblivion doesn’t mean you’re not responsible. - Arthur M. Jolly

If it was easy, everyone would do it rather than going around telling you their ideas and saying how they could be a writer if they had the time.

I hate whales. I hate them. I can’t stand those stupid, blubbery, floating around, self-indulgent smug-faced krill-eating fat jerks with all their sycophantic hippie save-the- planet peacenik eco-terrorist generation X-er groupies. Greenpeace? Get a job!

Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.