Arthur M. Jolly Quotes

What about what he lives for, Squire? Isn't that the true measure of a man, what he lives for?

People who are intolerant, categorize and over-react... should all be dragged against a wall and shot.

I thought I would try my hand at sailing. It was too small and kept sinking, so I decided to try a boat instead.

A servant is the true reflection of his master.

Every battle, every war - is fought for things worth dying for.

Get me a drink, or I'll tell you I love you. I'll wake you up in an hour or two, crooning, all sloppy and maudlin, tell you I love you really. You'd like that, right? Hearing Momma tell you she loves you? Isn't that what you want, deep inside?

If it was easy, everyone would do it rather than going around telling you their ideas and saying how they could be a writer if they had the time.

No offense to your father, Jim, but let's face it—the man's dead. Dead, dead, dead. Moldering in the ground, being eaten by worms, and...what's that kind of fly that lays its eggs in rotting meat? You know the ones, little white maggots wriggling everywhere. Those.

Marriage is the safe harbor men proffer from a tempest they themselves conjure into creation.

Spending the day with you has been marginally better than watching mother die of cancer.

The waves round the horn will toss us to and fro, to and fro like a rubber duckie in the bathtub of an angry God.

Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.

One cannot restrain a dancing cow.

You know they're all gay, right? … Male strippers. Fruity as cake. Queer as a cardinal.

The only thing that matters is what you do now, here.