Marriage is the safe harbor men proffer from a tempest they themselves conjure into creation. - Arthur M. Jolly

Writing is nothing less than thought transference, the ability to send one's ideas out into the world, beyond time and distance, taken at the value of the words, unbound from the speaker.

You can't make cheese from rats. … It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.

I hate whales. I hate them. I can’t stand those stupid, blubbery, floating around, self-indulgent smug-faced krill-eating fat jerks with all their sycophantic hippie save-the- planet peacenik eco-terrorist generation X-er groupies. Greenpeace? Get a job!