Spending the day with you has been marginally better than watching mother die of cancer. - Arthur M. Jolly

People who are intolerant, categorize and over-react... should all be dragged against a wall and shot.

I hate whales. I hate them. I can’t stand those stupid, blubbery, floating around, self-indulgent smug-faced krill-eating fat jerks with all their sycophantic hippie save-the- planet peacenik eco-terrorist generation X-er groupies. Greenpeace? Get a job!

Don’t be afraid, my Lord. My father always says that fear is the devil’s hairbrush, although no one knows quite what he means by it.