Top 15 Arthur M. Jolly Quotes

Writing is nothing less than thought transference, the ability to send one's ideas out into the world, beyond time and distance, taken at the value of the words, unbound from the speaker.

People who are intolerant, categorize and over-react... should all be dragged against a wall and shot.

If it was easy, everyone would do it rather than going around telling you their ideas and saying how they could be a writer if they had the time.

A servant is the true reflection of his master.

One of those monstrosities that nature so cruelly inflicts upon her world, like a two headed calf or a servant with ginger eyebrows.

One cannot restrain a dancing cow.

Marriage is the safe harbor men proffer from a tempest they themselves conjure into creation.

Don’t be afraid, my Lord. My father always says that fear is the devil’s hairbrush, although no one knows quite what he means by it.

I hate whales. I hate them. I can’t stand those stupid, blubbery, floating around, self-indulgent smug-faced krill-eating fat jerks with all their sycophantic hippie save-the- planet peacenik eco-terrorist generation X-er groupies. Greenpeace? Get a job!

I thought I would try my hand at sailing. It was too small and kept sinking, so I decided to try a boat instead.

The waves round the horn will toss us to and fro, to and fro like a rubber duckie in the bathtub of an angry God.

What about what he lives for, Squire? Isn't that the true measure of a man, what he lives for?

You'll find, young Jim, that there are two measures of a man. Only two. What he will die for...and what he will kill for. You made your choice aboard the Hispaniola.

I said I'd make ye a man, Jim - but damme if ye didn't go and do it behind my back when I were watching elsewhere.

You can't make cheese from rats. … It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.