Every battle, every war - is fought for things worth dying for. - Arthur M. Jolly

I thought I would try my hand at sailing. It was too small and kept sinking, so I decided to try a boat instead.

Marriage is the safe harbor men proffer from a tempest they themselves conjure into creation.

No offense to your father, Jim, but let's face it—the man's dead. Dead, dead, dead. Moldering in the ground, being eaten by worms, and...what's that kind of fly that lays its eggs in rotting meat? You know the ones, little white maggots wriggling everywhere. Those.