Arthur M. Jolly Quotes

Just because you’re living in blissful oblivion doesn’t mean you’re not responsible.

Get me a drink, or I'll tell you I love you. I'll wake you up in an hour or two, crooning, all sloppy and maudlin, tell you I love you really. You'd like that, right? Hearing Momma tell you she loves you? Isn't that what you want, deep inside?

Spending the day with you has been marginally better than watching mother die of cancer.

I hate whales. I hate them. I can’t stand those stupid, blubbery, floating around, self-indulgent smug-faced krill-eating fat jerks with all their sycophantic hippie save-the- planet peacenik eco-terrorist generation X-er groupies. Greenpeace? Get a job!

Marriage is the safe harbor men proffer from a tempest they themselves conjure into creation.

Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.

What about what he lives for, Squire? Isn't that the true measure of a man, what he lives for?

I thought I would try my hand at sailing. It was too small and kept sinking, so I decided to try a boat instead.

The only thing that matters is what you do now, here.