(Sign) Mid-year resolutions of the barely under-control. (W… - Nicole Hollander

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(Sign) Mid-year resolutions of the barely under-control. (Woman at desk) <del> I will try to be more understanding of others. I will try to be more patient when dealing with the incompetent people that surround me. </del> I will not slap anyone first thing in the morning. (Sign on desk) The buck stops before it gets here. (p. 78)

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Nicole Hollander (born April 25, 1939) is an American cartoonist and writer. Her daily comic strip Sylvia is syndicated to newspapers nationally and can be seen on her blog Bad Girl Chats. Hollander has published 19 Sylvia collections, including The Whole Enchilada: A Spicy Collection of Sylvia's Best (1986), Tales from the Planet Sylvia (1990), and The Sylvia Chronicles: 30 Years of Graphic Misbehavior from Reagan to Obama (2010). She is the author of an essay collection, Tales of Graceful Aging from the Planet Denial (2007).

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