Mary: You can read? Pocket: I was raised in a nunnery, wenc… - Christopher Moore

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Mary: You can read?
Pocket: I was raised in a nunnery, wench. I'm a walking library of learning bound in comely leather, suitable for stroking at your service, should you fancy a bit of culture to go with your lack of breeding...or vice verse of course.

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Christopher Moore (born 1957 in Toledo, Ohio) is an American writer of absurdist fiction.

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You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know.

Pocket: Do you know that there's no fool piece on the chessboard, Kent?
Kent: Methinks the fool is the player, the mind above the moves.
Pocket: Well, that's a scratchy spot of cat wank. But bloody well said.

And once I shagged Regan on a platter of pork in front of Muslims.

Mary: You can read? Pocket: I was raised in a nunnery, wench. I'm a walking library of learning bound in comely leather, suitable for stroking at you… - Christopher Moore

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