I am arrogant enough to wish I were modest as he and modest enough to know that this is arrogance. - Joseph Heller

You know, that might be the answer — to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.

She knew Pota had a larger respect for personal privacy than he did for God, Congress, or the U.S. Constitution and never looked at anything there except, occasionally, for the remote control to the television set.

The truth is whatever people will believe is the truth. Don't you know history?