I don't know if I'm a bottom because it turns me on, or if I'm a bottom because I'm lazy. - Margaret Cho

I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.

It was hard for me to do the show (All-American Girl) because a lot of people didn't even understand the concept of Asian-American. I was on a morning show and the host said, "Awright, Margaret, we're changing over to an ABC affiliate! So why don't you tell our viewers in your native language that we're making that transition?" So I looked at the camera and said, "Um, they're changing over to an ABC affiliate."

I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else.