Philip [II of Spain] was a great believer in diplomacy, or the art of lying. He fooled some of the people some of the time. - Will Cuppy

[Footnote] Great men seem to have only one purpose in life — getting into history. That may be all they are good for.

The Modern Man or Nervous Wreck is the highest of all mammals because anyone can see that he is. There are about 2,000,000,000 Modern Men, or too many. The Modern Man's highly developed brain has made him what he is and you know what he is. [Footnote: It is because of his brain that he has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.]

Montezuma had a weak and vacillating nature. He never knew what to do next. [Footnote: He had the courage of his convictions, but he had no convictions.]