I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd fee… - Ron White

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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

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Ronald "Ron" White (born December 18, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian and satirist from Fritch, Texas. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

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Alternative Names: Ronald Dee White

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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow. - Ron White

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