Hey, I'm just playing devil's advocate." "Since when did the devil need your help? - Jim C. Hines

Jig’s life would be much simpler if she were dead. That more than anything else, convinced him she was still alive.

Besides, is it really stealing if you're stealing from an asshole?"
"I'd have to double-check, but I don't think the criminal code includes an asshole clause.

Copper River was a small, tightly knit town. If gossip was a competitive sport, we’d have been sending teams to the Olympics and bringing back gold.