If someone gives you a kazoo and toots around the house to MTV, they're not gonna fuck you. - David Cross

[After reading an article on Miles for Kids in an inflight journal] What [President of the Airline] is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?

So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.

Not funny, not funny says she, didn't like it!