Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door. - Bill Bailey

You're absolutely right, Hitler was a vegetarian. It's very unseemly to think so, but there he was. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

The Chaucer Pubbe Gagge

(After asking the audience about their negative experiences with Marijuana)</br>BB: So, what form did these experiences take?</br>Audience Member: Swimming with dolphins! (mentioned earlier on the show)</br>BB: (misunderstands) Dolby? What, you hear everything with a slightly reduced hiss? (As Audience Member) I like to hear the world in Dolby, it's fantastic! Mind you, it means that no snake will I ever hear. And I said that in a very strange way. [As Yoda] No snake will I ever hear, mmm! [Normally] Never put Dolby on snake detectors, that's what we must remember.