I told him to smother Linda with a pillow while she was sle… - Matthew Good

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I told him to smother Linda with a pillow while she was sleeping. All he said was “Can’t live with ’em, can’t smother ’em with a pillow." I disagreed.

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Matthew Good (born 29 June 1971) is a Canadian songwriter and performer. TOC

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Alternative Names: Matthew Frederick Robert Good

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I told him to smother Linda with a pillow while she was sleeping. All he said was “Can’t live with ’em, can’t smother ’em with a pillow." I disagreed. - Matthew Good

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