I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Why of course it's unlikely!' I said. 'Oh, by far!
The awesome-est things in the world often are!

What kind of bananas do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.