"Weird Al" Yankovic Quotes

Why of course it's unlikely!' I said. 'Oh, by far!
The awesome-est things in the world often are!

I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got
Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
So then why get upset if somebody like me
Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

We only torture the folks we don't like You're probably gonna be okay.

Alanis Morissette and I actually used to date. I especially liked it when we went to the movies.

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

Oh, you don't wanna mess with the R-I-double-A They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R It doesn't matter if you're a grandma, or a seven-year-old girl They'll treat you like the evil, hard-bitten, criminal scum you are

If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.

I notice you're not wearing any... galloshes ;)

Hey, you've got weasels on your face.

Never had a date That you couldn't inflate

I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.

I wrote "Eat It" because I wanted to buy a banana boat for Christmas. It worked.

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream

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