"Weird Al" Yankovic Quotes

I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat!

I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.

Hey, you've got weasels on your face.

Why of course it's unlikely!' I said. 'Oh, by far!
The awesome-est things in the world often are!

I wrote "Eat It" because I wanted to buy a banana boat for Christmas. It worked.

My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.

Oh, you don't wanna mess with the R-I-double-A They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R It doesn't matter if you're a grandma, or a seven-year-old girl They'll treat you like the evil, hard-bitten, criminal scum you are

Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia

I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got
Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
So then why get upset if somebody like me
Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

Alanis Morissette and I actually used to date. I especially liked it when we went to the movies.

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

I have very mixed feelings about [Napster]. On one hand, I'm concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!!!!!

I'll never forget the first thing she said to me, she said: "Hey - you've got weasels on your face." Right then I knew it was true love.

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don't make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

Never had a date That you couldn't inflate