If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it. - "Weird Al" Yankovic

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If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.

"Weird Al" Yankovic

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About "Weird Al" Yankovic

Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American musician, satirist, parodist, accordionist, and television producer.

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Pen Names: Странный Эл • Weird Al Yankovic

Birth Name: Alfred Matthew Yankovic

Alternative Names: Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic • Weird Al • Al Yankovic • "Weird Al"

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