Serious business people would never get elected in Ireland. You don't get elected in this country if you run around and tell people the truth. You've… - Michael O'Leary

We're bright, we're well educated, Let's get up off our backsides now and go and create something postive for our kids.

Ryanair is responsible for the integration of Europe by bringing lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.

I respect pilots. If you sit in the cockpit of a plane flying four or five hundred miles an hour and landing in 40ft or 50ft of visibility, you have total respect. That doesn’t mean they don’t get very well paid for doing what is a very easy job. We are in an era now where the computer does most of the flying. They are very skilled professionals. But are they hard-worked? No.