If that's a euphemism - an egg and spoon race, - I'm probably gold medal class. - Russell Brand

I truly felt, ultimate objective aside, that the Marines had something beautiful about them. Fraternity, initiation, mentoring, honor, valor, duty—beautiful male attributes in a society in which masculinity is maligned. I can get a bit like that, a bit D. H. Lawrence, a bit jazzed on unexamined humanity. When I chatted on camera to a pair of perfectly assembled teen Marines who sat handsomely in their fatigues, rifles pristine and bolt upright at their sides, I was overwhelmed by the salvation that the military offers to boys that may otherwise have fallen through the cracks.

(after Noel Fielding has written "peep scarf" to describe a piece of muslim apparel) That's its proper name!

The whole thing stinks, Carr!