There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong. - John Waters

Listen to your political enemies, especially the smart ones, and then figure out a way to make them laugh.

Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.

As a child in kindergarten I always used to come home from school and tell my mother about the twisted little boy in my class who’d only draw with black crayons and never talked to the other kids. I yakked about this unnamed friend so much that my mother eventually mentioned him to my teacher, who looked confused and then blurted, “But that’s your son!” I was creating characters early for myself and you should let your kids do the same. Having multiple personalities when you’re young is mandatory for a happy childhood.